Ways to Feel Confident About Your Body at the Beach

1. Create a laser that temporarily blinds all other beachgoers for a couple of hours
2. Only invite people fatter than you to swim/lounge/sunbathe
3. Go at night
4. Lower your body fat percentage to the point of visible abs
5. Embrace your body the way it is and love yourself

Note: List ranked in order from most likely to happen to least likely to happen