2016 Goals and Resolutions

  • Build a pool full of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck
  • Have visible abs
  • Update this blog more
  • Meet the Queen
  • Learn the The Summoning Charm from Harry Potter
  • Finally beat Ocarina of Time
  • Remember to change my air conditioner filters
  • Take more selfies
  • Hire a personal assistant
  • Destroy all man buns I encounter